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Now every guy in college knows how important beer is. Whether as a delicious breakfast beverage or as currency, beer can tell you a lot about a person. To be honest, I am throwing back a few Bud Lights as I type. While you are not seeing that standard typing errors that usually let you know it is the perfect time to ask me personal questions over AIM, please note that this is purely a result of the miracle of Spell-Check. Anywho, my goal here is to explore what you can learn about a person based on their drink of choice, so here's my take on a couple...(Please note this is geared toward male drinkers, and that any female beer drinker is well deserving of a reach around.)
Corona- I start with this one because it is extremely tricky. If you read my original note to the public you may remember my reference to those who find themselves touring Mexico. These folks are the first ones who you may find drinking Corona. They are easy to spot as they have a collar popped, have a lime floating inside, and will be quick to tell you they are drinking Corona. On the other hand, the other Corona drinker will be the same person (predictably Mexican) who will already be shit-faced from ripping shots of Tequila. You will not see a popped collar here, but may have the opportunity to see a sick ass sombrero.
Busch Light- My personal favorite. Who can go wrong with Busch Light? If you are under 21 then this delicious nectar of God will still be affordable after the packie-runner mark-up, and if you are over 21 then you can score a free night of drinking every time you bring one back to the freshman. Your typical drinker here will be drunk more than half of the week, and will be quick to tell you how wasted they are.
Smirnoff Ice- Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Ouch, my bum hurts.
Bud Light- Bud Light is the top shelf version of Busch. This is for the guy who does not want to go home alone, and needs to set himself apart from the crowd. This guy will often wear Abercrombie and often times checks out his own biceps. Now I know you are thinking, "Does Joe have sweet biceps?" The answer is, I love Bud Light.
Pabst's Blue Ribbon- Who the f%#$ would give this beer a blue ribbon? This beer is a true last case resort and is often times used at keg parties. It is the kind of beer that makes you wonder how badly you want to be drunk. Don't get me wrong, I have never turned it down but note that I have vomited in my mouth after drinking it to get the taste out of my mouth. The common drinker who chooses this beverage will often be seen carrying a 6 pack of "tall-boys." This economical choice is great on the wallet, but nobody cares when they see the overweight hick who is drinking it.